God Can't Eat Ants. (Favourite Nemonic)

Marsoni

M251S

$42.00

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God Can't Eat Ants. (Favourite Nemonic)This is the favourite Nemonic of Simon from Plastic Jeezus, the award winning ukulele comedy duo. We'll be asking some more famous uke faces how they remember their GCEA so keep an eye out! Please don't forget to select if you'd prefer a hoodie or sweatshirt. This design is available in 12 colours and an array of sizes. Peep the size chart to find the best fit for you! Across Chest Length Arm Length X Small 19. 5" 25" 22. 5" Small 20. 5" 27" 23"

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These rope ball toys arrived today. My poodle puppy loves rope ball toys and playing tug of war. These didn’t last 10 minutes. For context, she is 1 y.o., 30 lbs., is not teething & has her adult teeth. She did this on her own- we were not playing tug of war at the time the toy fell apart. At least there are 3 more in the package & when the rope is done, we’ll still have the balls to play with.

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Reviewed in the United States on April 15, 2026

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Kimberly Farnham

Cuba, US

★★★★★ 4

Great for small dogs

Color: Four colors, Size: 5cm (ball only)

Durability

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Reviewed in the United States on February 28, 2026

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JewelsfromJerri

Pawtucket, US

★★★★★ 5

Fun, Durable Balls for smaller heavy chewers

Color: Four colors, Size: 5cm (ball only)

Perfect size and strength for my small dog that is a heavy chewer! She hasn’t been able to destroy and chew up this one like she has with every other toy! Definitely chew resistant.

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Reviewed in the United States on April 26, 2026

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Jen Johnson

Phoenix, US

★★★★★ 5

Bouncy and durable

Color: Four colors, Size: 5cm (ball only), Color: Four colors, Size: 5cm (ball only)

These balls are awesome - bouncy and super durable for my little guy!

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Reviewed in the United States on May 17, 2026

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Dawn

Phoenix, US

★★★★★ 5

Great quality

Color: Four colors, Size: 5cm (ball only)

I was very surprised that these are as good as the chuck it balls. I have a super chewer and he’s tears balls up except for chuck its and he can’t tear these up.

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Reviewed in the United States on May 15, 2026